Friday, January 23, 2015

Never Mind

Drew: *opens bottle of water* 
Bottle: *hss!*
Student: You're drinking sparkling water?
Drew: Nope. Just regular water. 
Student: Regular water shouldn't hiss like that when you open it. 
Drew: *shrug* that was just a release of pressure.
Student: Or like... chemicals or something. Why would they have to pressurize water?
Drew: Well the bottle was pressurized to make sure it wasn't crushed during transport. You wouldn't want a crushed water bottle, would you?
Student: *blank stare*
Drew: That was a rhetorical question.
Student: A what?
Drew: Never mind. *sips water*

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