Drew: *sits down with a loud grunt*
CuriousStudent: What happened to you?
Drew: Nothing. I'm just old.
CS: How old is old?
Drew: How old do you think?
CS: I don't know... 25?
Drew: *stares*
CS: 26?
Drew: Keep going.
CS: 27? 28?... 29?
Drew: *stares*
CS: 30?!
Drew: *leans forward*, *in Batman voice* Keep going.
CS: I don't think I like this game.
Drew: Who does? We all die at the end.
CS: ...what's your major?
Drew: *in Batman voice* Pain and Suffering
CS: Ah. Um. Ok?
Drew: *in Batman voice* ...with a minor in ...Justice!
CS: Yup. I get it. You can stop now.
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